ABOUT ME

I live in a camper van with a couple of West Highland Terriers for company.
My passion is photography but it is a work in progress.
I am always willing to share what knowledge I have and can be contacted through the comments on this post or e-mail ADRIAN
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Tuesday, 7 January 2014

DIYARI, THANK YOU. (07/01/14)

We have had a really profitable two days in Kinross. I call here to see my sister and to get the dogs clipped.

I had an unexpected e-mail offering me US$ 2.5 million. What a generous man Diyari is.

[ Good Day
ATTENTION: SUBJECT: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LETTER .
YOU MAY RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE AT ANY TIME BECAUSE IT WAS SENT TO YOU
THROUGH OUR AUTOMATIC MESSAGE LOADING SYSTEM."
I am DR Diyari Balam
Hello my dear one, Good Day to you and happy weekend, how is life over there your business and health which is the most important thing to talk about in human life, I hope all is moving well my dear honestly' i got your profile in Google data base on when i was searching for a reliable person who could stand as A Trustee. of OUR  DEATH OF OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER WHO HAVE KNOW BODY." TO TAKE THIS MONEY." DIS MONEY HAVE BEEN SO LONG TO OUR BANK OVER 21YEARS NOW SO NOW AFTHER NEW YEAR WE DECID TO SHAR THIS MONEY TO PEOPLE. .
ONCE AGAIN ACCEPT OUR SINCERE SYMPATHY ON THE DEATH OF OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER.
we are writing you from africa dev bank we wont to transfer the sum 2.5million USD to you.we are  willing  to transfer this  money to your bank account with out problem
GROUPEAFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (A.D.B) agree to  transfer the sum (2.5)million dollars to you.  Can i trust you to distribute our  life  earns to the Motherless baby Homes and Churches and Haiti Suffering people?
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If you have received this email then you are one of the lucky ONE/  and all you have to do is get back with us with your I shall be waiting for the updated status of the transaction
YOURFUL NAME,
ADDRESS
CONTACT
NUMBER
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DIRECTOR-IN CHARGE.MANAGEMENT
Diyari Balam
my private Email diyari_balam at yahoo.com.au]

_MG_2579       Molly ante-haircut.

_MG_2578      Alfie.

As usual Kirsten did a wonderful job with the little beasts.

_MG_2593     Post-haircut. It’s a pity I didn’t think to get mine done then we would all look smart for our journey to Glencoe tomorrow.

I have decided to get a medium format Alpa camera with a Phase One back. That will cost around £100K with all the bells and whistles. I don’t really need millions of dollars or pounds but it’s a shame to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Very kind people are Africans.

29 comments:

  1. Those babies of yours look so gorgeous after their grooming ~ look at them sitting there.

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    1. Carol, it is rare for them to cooperate. Unless food is in the offining, I can say come here and they go there.

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  2. They are almost unrecognizable now :) I know, because my Beni also looks this way when he goes to the groomer!

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    1. Mersad, I have different collars on them and call 'Dog' ' If one comes I call the one I have by name and the missing one thinks it's missing something. I never have full control but usually have a modicum of authority with this system.

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  3. They look to all the world as though butter wouldn't melt .....

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    1. John, butter wouldn't get the chance it would be gone in a swallow.

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  4. Adrian has also trimmed them in your favor?

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    1. Bas, they look much more presentable than I do. I'll update my Avatar.

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  5. That last picture of Alf and Molly I couldn't stop looking at. They are so cute! You are fortunate to have those two as companions.

    The guy from Africa needs to work on his storytelling. He's never going to be a successful criminal if he can't tell a more believable story. It was entertaining though. Maybe he should take up blogging.

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    1. David, they look cute but are wee devils in a white coat. I wouldn't be without them they add a little bit of order to a chaotic life.

      It's years since I've seen an e-mail like this.

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  6. What a cruel Doggy-Daddy you are Mr Adrian! It's wintertime! Alfie and Molly needed their hair to keep warm! Now you will have to purchase two tartan doggy coats instead. Send the bill to world renown philanthropist - Diyari Balam which translated means Greedy Tosser.

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    1. YP, Moll doesn't feel the cold but Alf does so he has a miniature tailored horse rug. Bespoke by the horse rug stitchers here. I'll let you have a look at it tomorrow. It is a fine triple layered jacket but a bit long in the neck as he is a dog an not an 'orse.

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  7. You want to set the dog on the dodgy african, I still can't believe they even try to use this old email...do people still fall for it?....what's George Osborne's personal detail:o)

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    1. Awww Douglas, you'll be telling me next that Santa doesn't exist. I fell for it, I sent an order to Alpa Switzerland with Diyari as a credit reference.

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  8. Hi Adrian... What a good chuckle that was... even the spelling is interesting LOL!!
    I don't know what kind of people fall for this stuff, but some must or there wouldn't be these kook's trying there tactic's !!
    The dogs look rather regal sitting there, instead of traveling trailer Gypsies!! (Just kidding)

    Grace

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    1. Grace, I really must go to bed. I thought I had money to burn. How this crap gets through a spam filter is beyond credibility. The good ones now come posing as Apple or Microsoft. I hate spam and am thinking of switching to Umbuto which is posh Linnux. Apple are now getting spammed and most Apple users don't have anti spam, firewalls or anything. For years I've used Microsoft Security , it's free and does a fair job.

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  9. It was about time! They couldn't even see with all that hair! It's funny that you posted one of those scams.

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    1. Maria, how they see is a mystery but even with that hair they don't miss anything. You can chuck a tit bit up and they never miss. I have mine done three times a year. The working ones are done twice. They are wonderful ratters and are protected by the hair from rat bites. Rats carry Weals disease or some such. OR is it Lymes disease, I think the latter you catch from deer ticks. I have a £100's worth of treatment for tic disease as Scotland is rife with it. I find tics beautiful in their own way. I have taken macros of them. They live and all life is wonderful as long as it isn't living in my armpit.

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  10. I'll bet the dogs feel a 100 times better with a haircut. they look like new dogs.
    One always wonders at these scammers. They must latch on to somebody or they wouldn't try it. I can tell you were most impressed.

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    1. Red, if the temperature drops half as low as it is with you they will feel cold.

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  11. The doggies are uber-cute and look ultra-spiffy. I don't mean to sound pedantic, but the opposite of post-haircut is ante-haircut (not anti-haircut). Ante means before; Anti means against or opposed to. Alfie and Mollie may well be opposed to haircuts, but I don't think that's what you meant.

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    1. Bob,corrected, Many thanks. I need an editor and an educator.

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  12. I get those types of emails all the time. Quite funny to read. I was going to say 'do they imagine we are that stupid', but I guess some people must be, otherwise they wouldn't bother. The dogs look much neater after the haircut.

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    1. Gary, this is the first I've had for years. I wish i looked half as tidy.

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  13. Ps: sometimes i think about to take a Second dog to have two too

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    1. Laura, cute is only skin deep. They are little devils inside. Two dogs are fine but they only learn bad things from each other. Never the good things.

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  14. Maybe they should stick to taming the lions with the dog grooming service they do .... looks a lot better than the English lessons :-)

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    1. I've still to have my hair cut. It's amazing how they smarten up.

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