Went down to the bridges again, a pretty desolate place, ideal I thought. Nothing to fall over and a white limestone path to guide me. I also prefered a remote location as I didn't want to get arrested for flashing. I must be mad as a box of frogs. Before I display the results of my labour and you burst into tears of sympathy or more likely wet yourselves laughing. I have learnt something or somethings.
1...Don't believe everything these shysters write in books.
2...Don't attempt this job unless there is some ambient light, it was black as a witches cat down there tonight. Took me ages to find where I'd left the camera never mind what it was pointed at.
3... Don't get in the frame. Easier said than done when you can't see the camera.
4...Don't go when it's raining, I exaggerate spotting tonight. Still didn't inspire me to hang about.
5...Have a go with a sparkler or torch first, like everyone else.
BRACE YOURSELVES HERE THEY COME
Well back to the drawing board, I'll have another go and take a big torch, see how that doesn't work.